I wouldn't mind....

...if this boat sank. Fuckin' 'tards.

stuff that's funny at this ungodly hour

Sarah Palin's MURDEROUS WEB OF DEATH!!!

Plus, some high-test hooey.

That stuff you get because I accidentally woke up at 8:30 for an 11:30 class. That's your punishment. For not... uh, reminding me. To sleep in. HOWEVS, since there is coffee, I give you this...


You are welcome.

Plus, this is an awes quote from 30 Rock...

Jack: I'm going to a party tonight honoring Robert Novak. It's being thrown by John McCain and Jack Bauer.

Liz: Um, I don't think he's real.

Jack: I assure you, Lemon. John McCain is very real.

Topical humor, people. It's what I do.

The crowd shouts a collective "OH SNAP!!!!"

I wish there was a font large enough on here to to give as big a "YA BURNT!" to Barry as VPILF gave him last night.