all Natalie Imbruglia'd

How am I supposed to feel when future-ex-wife-#2 *and future friend with benefits (and my literal dream girl) are fighting about something so near (ahem) and dear to my heart? Plus, what sort of Zeus is Tony Romo that he had a choice between these two goddesses? It's a sad day in every young man's life when he realizes that he will not become a professional football player who can dine at the celebrity hottie buffet. Today is that day for me. That's what's going on... nothing's fine. I'm torn.


(Plus, how hilarious is it that PETA's blog is called PETA Files? How pissed was Michael Jackson after he signed up and found out it was just about KFC?)



*future ex-wife #1 is, of course, Nicole Kidman-Beukema.

gloibal wooming is a good thing

Lush as the planet may now be, it is as nothing compared to earlier times, when levels of CO2 and Earth temperatures were far higher. In the age of the dinosaur, for example, CO2 levels may have been five to 10 times higher than today, spurring a luxuriantly fertile planet whose plant life sated the immense animals of that era. ...
This blossoming Earth could now be in jeopardy, for reasons both natural and man-made. According to a growing number of scientists, the period of global warming that we have experienced over the past few centuries as Earth climbed out of the Little Ice Age is about to end. ...
With less heat and less carbon dioxide, the planet could become less hospitable and less green... *

Which basically means less plants, less food....

drinkin'

The 10 oldest bars in the U.S. I've only been to McGillin's. But I went with the Dawg! Trot's swingin' for the blog!

pass

See, they could've gone and made a joke like, "Half? Aren't they at least worth three-fifths?" And you can be sure they would have, if the GOP had done this.