You know what?

Good. There needs to start being consequences when people do stupid shit like this.

Dear Lord,

Thank you so much for inventing teh innerwebs:

everybody needs to cooooool out

Over the past year, anecdotal evidence for a cooling planet has exploded. ...

No more than anecdotal evidence, to be sure. But now, that evidence has been supplanted by hard scientific fact. All four major global temperature tracking outlets (Hadley, NASA's GISS, UAH, RSS) have released updated data. All show that over the past year, global temperatures have dropped precipitously.

Meteorologist Anthony Watts compiled the results of all the sources. The total amount of cooling ranges from 0.65C up to 0.75C -- a value large enough to erase nearly all the global warming recorded over the past 100 years.*

stuff white people like

A great way to make white people feel good is to tell them about situations where poor people changed how they were doing things because they were given the ‘whiter’ option. “Back in my old town, people used to shop at Wal*Mart and then this non-profit organization came in and set up a special farmers co-op so that we could buy more local produce, and within two weeks the Wal*Mart shut down and we elected our first Democratic representative in 40 years.”*

Shamlessly stolen from Zac.

WWZ

Thanks to Jamie for pointing out to me that the most important piece of fiction EVER MADE is being made into a movie. It's important that people see this movie when it comes out. Even more important than "An Inconvenient Truth," because global warming is a crock of shit and zombies are the only real threat to humanity.

Dear people with mohawks,

You look stupid.


Love,

Matt

Zombies and global warming

IF global warming* actually does increase the length and severity of zombie attacks, well, alright then. I'll get on board with this nonsense.



*say it like an Australian! gloibal wooming