white people gone wild

The war must be going well, because Anna Nicole is in the headlines again. Now, the DNA tells us who gets her money. I mean, fathered her child. It took only a few weeks for us to get the DNA evidence naming the baby daddy. Meanwhile, it took over a year for charges to be dropped on the Duke lacrosse players, based in part on exonerating DNA evidence. Between this shit and Sanjaya, America, you've certainly got your priorities straight. Way to go.

Another rich white guy fucking up is Imus. What's funny is that even though he hates Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld; hates the war; lives on the upper west side of Manhattan; and is a huge tree-hugger; apparently saying some racist shit automatically makes him a conservative. Amazing. How long till we see a story alleging that Seligman, Finnerty, and Evans donate money to the RNC? Just get Rather to phony up some documents. Hmmm... Rather worked for CBS, so does Imus, 60 Minutes doubted the rape charges... Which brings me back to the number 5. 5 letters in the word "Cheney." 5 syllables in "Halliburton." Shit. I have no idea what I'm talking about.

Added: But this guy seems to.