Scenes from the modern office

So, I just got out of a meeting, and am 10 minutes away from another one. I have one more after that before I can go home. That brings me up to four meetings for the day, and I have three more tomorrow. Anyway, at these meetings, I will hear lots of unacceptable terms for e-mailing. Which terms are and are not acceptable, you ask? Let me school you.

In the phrase, "I will _____ you an e-mail later today with that information," unacceptable terms include, but are not exclusive to:

• zap
• shoot
• blast
• zip

The acceptable term is:

• send

Lesson OVER!