Scenes from the modern office

I went down the vending machine in the next building to get a coke. On the way back, I step into the elevator in the lobby with a woman. She pushes the button for the second floor. When we get to the second floor, three women get on, and push the button for the first floor. They give me a dirty look when they discover that they have to wait for the elevator to go up to the fifth floor before it can take them down to the first.

I have personally asked the president of my company, along with several vice presidents, to remove the elevator button for the second floor. This is the kind of shit that happens when they don't pay attention. Your company breeds idiocy!