Seventy-two virgins, by Steve Martin

Virgin No. 5: Do you like cats? I have fourteen!

Virgin No. 18: I’m saving myself for Jesus.

Virgin No. 22: Do you mind if we listen to Mannheim Steamroller?

Virgin No. 23: Are you O.K. with the dog on the bed?

Virgin No. 40: I’m Jewish. Why do you ask?


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