Oh!

Oh SNAP!!!!
I did NOT see that one coming. I was all, "undercover cop?" "recovering alkie Kirsten secretly met in rehab?" "Rival pimp?" But... dayum! What kinda shit is this dude gonna fuck up? Why is he bankrolled by the Bullet?

Plus... coolest new couple: Taylor and Ryan, JCN(C)R(B?) and Hercules, or MiniCoop and her new dad, Bullet? Plus, I'm pissed at Jimmy now. He's supposed to be the good guy. And what's the over/under on Seth and Summer now? I say....6 episodes until the engagement ends. And I'll take the under. But him packing the lamp? Awesome.

Laters, 0-six; Welcome to the 0-sept, bitches! (That woulda worked better last year)