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An albino group in the US is also angry because their condition has yet again been used as shorthand for villainy. One of the Da Vinci Code's most memorable character is the monk-assassin Silas, an albino, who carries out a series of murders to secure the secret of the Holy Grail. "Silas is just the latest in a long string," said Michael McGowan, of the National Organisation for Albinism and Hypopigmentation. "The problem is there has been no balance. There are no realistic, sympathetic or heroic characters with albinism that you can find in movies or popular culture."

So, now albinos are upset at their negative portrayal in popular culture. And we've long since passed the day when it's acceptable to portray an African-American as an evil-doer. Wait, is "albino" even an acceptable term anymore? People of pallor? Hypopigmented-Americans? Anyway. So, we can't have extremely white people be villians, and we can't have black folks be villians, either. From now on, only those of medium skin tone shall be portrayed as villianous in major motion pictures. Man law!

Let me just be the first to say that, as a Medium-Skinned-American, I take offense at this future stereotyping of my people! We shall overcome!