Monday, April 17, 2006

What rhymes with "preaching to the choir?"

Since Neil Young insists on rhyming every single line in every single song, I'm wondering how he's going to handle some of the trickier terminology and names for this project. Let's help.

"Baghdad" can rhyme with..."revenge for attack on his dad"
"Iraq" can rhyme with "...a hack" (as in, G-Dub is...)
"blood for oil" can rhyme with "cheap shot, bandwagon-jumping publicity stunt"
"crushing of dissent" can rhyme with "Oh, wait. Nobody cares what I think because I'm fucking Canadian."

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