Best news evs!

O. M. G. Man, science is the COOLEST!!!

A group of university researchers said yesterday that they had created what sounds like a nutritional holy grail: cloned pigs that make their own omega-3 fatty acids, potentially leading to bacon and pork chops that might help your heart.

I have another request, please, Science. Yes, could you please also make Mexican food that doesn't make you fart? Oh, and beer that doesn't make yer breath stink. If you have time, I mean. Thanks.