WTF of the week

Ok, so this article begins with a puzzling, tantalizing headline:

42-year-old taken to Neenah hospital following incident

So, there apparently was an "incident."

A Wittenberg man was taken to a Neenah hospital Thursday after charging into a pair of vehicles in western Shawano County.

A woman from Birnamwood told investigators she saw the naked man walking on Wittenberg/Birnamwood Townline Road at 9:36 a.m. Thursday.

When she moved to the left to go around the 42-year-old man, he charged at her car, hitting the right fender and breaking the windshield and side mirror, according to the Shawano County Sheriff's Department.

Clare Dodge of Wittenberg was following the other car when the man got up off the road and got into a "football-type stance" before charging at her vehicle.

"He ran into my car. He ran into it," she said. "It was terrifying, it really was. It scared the hell out of me."

Amazing. Just awesome. Dude actually gets into a football stance, and straight-up tackles this lady's car. Oh, did I mention that this happened in Wisconsin? And that the dude was naked at the time? WTF of the week!