Plant contest weiner

hahaha..."weiner."
Yes, hippies, we have a winner. The plant will henceforth be known as.... Boner! Congrats to 3000 for the awesome suggestion.

Just so you jerks know that my mind isn't in the gutter...er, always... the official story is that the plant is named after Boner Stabone, Mike Seaver's bff on "Growing Pains." Interesting trivia, Boner's real-life dad is Chekov from the original "Star Trek" series. No foolin.