Name my plant

My old friends Joy and Steve have recently departed for colder climes. Maybe the dirty South was a bit too dirty, or maybe Steve really did get that job at the UW-Madison library system, but they've up and gone from NC. Since they couldn't transport a number of their personal effects, we affected an interesting trade. I gave them a remote control for the PS2 that didn't work with my machine, and they gave me some very nice plants and some nonperishable foodstuffs, for which I am most grateful.
Anyway, for whatever reason I decided to name the plants. I'm hoping that this personal touch will make them less inclined to die. I've got names for 2 of the 3, but I need your help naming the 3rd. This one is called Andre:And this one is called Stavros Niarchos III:

So I need your help naming this one:

Best suggestion posted in the comments wins a free tall boy of Miller High Life. For reals, y'all. Get to it.