Very droll

Via DataWhat:

This girls posts funny shit her boyfriend said. It's not as lame as it sounds. Example:

Coors Light.

"If you gave me a car made of diamonds and blowjobs all day I still wouldn't drink that beer."

What do you think of that, AH?

Population: You.

While E was playing Civilization 4 I decided to go to the store. He asked if I would bring him back something, I said no, and he said:

"And I was just going to name this city I conquered after you. I guess I'll have to call it Bitchburg."

ha.