Mini Cooper

Firstable, they're getting this whole Kaitlin thing totally wrong. She's not supposed to be normal and (fairly) well-adjusted. She's not supposed to be "amazing." That whole episode was totally leading up to her being preggers. Wha'happen? At least they scored huge by referencing the fact that she loved a hairless pony. My favorite OC line ever? Julie, to Jimmy: "China? Has alopecia?"

Secondively, please be nice to Taylor Townsend. Ok, I get it. She can be a bit overzealous. But she's crazy hot and seems like a nice enough girl. She just wants to have friends. Although why she'd want to be friends with someone like Marissa "Drive my sister home for me, slave" Cooper is beyond me. Get out while you can, Johnny.

Also, Ryan's a pretty beefy guy. I'll bet he doesn't really eat the short stack of pancakes.