Monday, May 30, 2005

for the last time

No way, Rochester. Episode III was hot.

I hope you're not basing your opinion of the entire movie on the perceived degree of "chemistry" between Padme and Annakin, but so many other parts of that movie kicked so much ass.
Everyone will stipulate that the writing is truly terrible. However, the writing in Episode III was certainly less terrible than in Eps. I and Deuce. And lest we forget, the original trilogy, which everyone seems so hot on judging these films against, had some pretty awful lines as well. ("I knew there was more to you than money!" Feh.) Word is that Tom "Shakespeare In Love" Stoppard had an uncredited role in punching up the script this time around. Lucas' influence still trumps, obvs, evinced by the inclusion of Padme's weak-ass soliloquy. "Hold me, like you did on Naboo... before there was war..." Ugh.

So, let's not make too big a deal out of the writing. We all knew it was gonna suck. I will take issue with your assertion that Hayden Christiansen can't act. Did you see "Shattered Glass?" Lucas has also said that whiny Skywalkers is a trait he purposely wrote into the character. HC had a tough role, too. He had to build on the whiny-kid from Episode I, and also start to try to incorporate some of the characteristics we see from Vader in Eps. IV-VI. It's an awkward balance for any actor, but keeping these challenges in mind when re-watching Eps. II and III, it's clear that HC isn't really so bad.

Natalie Portman, however, has no excuse. Yeah, she fine. But, she is one of those actors that does the same thing in every single movie, and she deserves no respect for her acting in these films (outside of her delicious petulance as Queen in Ep. I).

Oh, and General Greivous was busted. So, he leads the droid army, but he's not a droid? Or is he? I mean, he has a heart? Wha...?

Again, I think people had unrealistic expectations for these movies. Yes, Lucas sold his soul. But judging them independent of the original trilogy, Episode III is by far the best of the prequels. I mean, there was like a dozen lightsaber fights. Come on.

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Heh.

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Sunday, May 29, 2005

Batman

Here's the 10 minute trailer for the new Batman movie. It comes out on June 15th, and they're showing it on IMAX, too.

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bluegrass explosion

Congrats to the Angry Hippie on gettin' married!

Can I just say that, hippie or not, I've never seen a man dance like that before. Also, it sure was nice of Roy Williams to show up. Class act, that guy.

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Friday, May 27, 2005

Four more years?

It seems George Lucas told a scooper that he has an idea for another add-on to the Star Wars movie series: a prequel to The Phantom Menace. The story would follow the Jedi regaining control of the universe from the many Dark Lords some 88 years before Anakin Skywalker ever graced the universe. Yoda, who, according to Lucas, was instrumental in the effort, would apparently have a headlining role. However, Lucas, now age 60, says he won't be captaining such a ship if it ever happens.*

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Thursday, May 26, 2005

Pretty much the whole point of this blog summed up in one photo

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Immortality! Take it!

I just think it's hilarious that they use the verb "defeated" to describe Carrie's victory. As if she and Bo were locked in some bloody eternal battle, like Gladiator or Highlander, and she finally struck the crucial blow that allowed her to cut off Bo's head or something. Anyway.

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005

What is this shit? Pt. deuce

Aiight peeps. Since I seem to have contracted a terminal case of blogorrhea today, I figgered I'd go hog wild. BlogRadio is update with hottt new traxxx, descriptions of each appearing forthwith.
  1. Teenage Fanclub- All In My Mind. New Teenage Fanclub!!! Besides having one of, if not the best band name evs, Teenage Fanclub is one of my all-time fave bands. MGB+TF=BFF. I actually only listened to this track once before throwing up here, but it's TF and thus prolly good. It's from their new album. I yoinked the track from Stereogum.
  2. Mike Daughty- Looking At The World From the Bottom Of A Well. This dude used to head up Soul Coughing. 'Member? This track comes from his solo album, which is really good. I think I've mentioned before that "slam" poetry or spoken word stuff drives me effing nuts. Daughty comes from that sort of background, but somehow his stuff just sounds totally rad. That one Soul Coughing song? Where he kept going, "move aside and let the man go through, let the man go through"? That was awesome.The only way to beat it is to bat it down, y'all.
  3. Eels- Marie Floating Over the Backyard. Also from their new album. Just sounds cool. Kinda like "Estate Sale" from Daises Of the Galaxy.
  4. Superdrag- Do the Vampire. This is a track from the second album of the band that sang that song "Sucked Out." As in "Who sucked out the feeeeeeeeeelinnnnnnnnnnnng?" They've mellowed a bit, and, even crazier, the main guy like found Jesus a while ago. This is still super-poppy, though, which we love here at the 'Pod. Also, the album whence this song comes has one of the coolest covers evs. Dunno why.
  5. Ryan Adams- Sweet Illusion. From the Cold Roses album, which, you'll notice, hasn't left the playlist since it came out. So much better than the truly awful Rock 'n' Roll album. I like the singing on this song. Kinda long though.
  6. Iron & Wine- Such Great Heights. Ok, I know I'm gonna get shit on this one from some of my indie-er-than-thou friends. See, I got a problem with emo music. And it don't get much more emo than Ben Gibbard. I couldn't bring myself to put the actual version up, so I pussed out and threw up a cover. From the Garden State soundtrack. Pssh. Yeah, that's hard, brah. Do check the techno (aka real) version, though.
Play the radio, hippies. It's why I went through the time and expense of setting up this shitbox on a new server.

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Carrieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Good for her, I say.
Honestly, it's a shame that one of them had to lose. But, don't cry for Bo, Argentina. He's the heterosexual Clay Aiken of this shit, and will certainly have no trouble making his dreams come true, or singing on the wings of his angel's dream, or whatever the hell the Idol song is about this year.
This was probably my favorite season so far. And until the hideous collaborations with actual famous people, the 2-hour TELEVISION EVENT was actually very entertaining. Of course, local news followed it up with it's lead story about a dead baby found in an apartment complex. Some things never change, I guess.
Since I predicted Carrie's eventual triumph, I feel safe making another prediction now: Bo Bice will get drunk and laid tonight. No, no...I know it's crazy. Just trust me on this one.

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The Sen. Joesph Biden Memorial "Condescending Asshat of the Week" Award...

...this week goes to Sen. Harry Reid, for the following statement, quoted in the NYT, regarding the hard-fought confirmation of Justice Priscilla R. Owen to a seat on the United States Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit:
"I hope she surprises those of us who have fought her nomination," Mr. Reid went on. "Perhaps her experience as a judicial nominee has exposed her to a broader range of views, and that experience may make her more sensitive to concerns regarding privacy, civil rights and consumer rights."

Congratulations, asshat!

The award was established in January 2005, when Sen. Biden embraced Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice after her confirmation hearing...
"When we hugged, I whispered in her ear, 'I'm telling you, Condi, don't listen to them,' " Biden says. "She looked at me. I said, ' Rumsfeld and Cheney. You gotta be tough.' "*

Good thing she has you around to giver her advice, Joe. Lord knows how she made it through Stanford and her tenure as National Security Advisor without your help. Asshat.

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Scenes from a modern office, pt. whatevers

INSTEAD OF 'CAP DAY' BEING JUST THIS FRIDAY, LET'S MAKE IT ALL MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND LONG! FRIDAY THRU SUNDAY!!


So, you know, if you feel like wearing a cap...and jeans....go ahead. Rock.

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Idol thoughts

I really wish Bo would stop wearing sunglasses. He looks even more like a backwoods serial killer when he wears them, I don't care how expensive they're supposed to look. Plus, Carrie looked extry hot last night.
Does anyone know why they both chose to sang the same weak-arse song? Something about wings or dreams or heaven or whatevers. I still think Carrie has it in the bag. Cowell knows that she's infinitely more marketable (Clarkson stizz) than would be our guy Harold. Ferreals, no 13 year old girl is gonna buy a Bo Bice CD, because it's going to be all scary music about booze and cars. Much better that a pretty girl sings about boys. Or...premarital sex??? Maybe I'm wrong.

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EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT

Everybody have fun tonight.



That is all.

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ScoJo

Sweet zombie Jesus this girl is hot.

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Protest this post at 3pm on the quad!!!

A lot of sharp young people have conservative gut instincts, and yet are reluctant to identify as right-of-center in light of what they see as conservative intolerance and the loathsome corruption of the GOP establishment. When framed as a call for moral revival, i.e., for stronger, self-governing communities and a more decent, humane culture, social conservatism has a wide appeal. But when it's seen as narrowly sectarian -- a chauvinism founded on status anxiety -- it does not.*

Also, in a perverted sort of 60s revivalism, young people rebel against our parent's conservatism. It doesn't matter if they're already liberal, we'll just go even further left. I blame Phish.

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Tuesday, May 24, 2005

frog stomp

Does anyone else see a huge problem with this?

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(tv) on the radio, plus a prediction

Who among us is not totally psyched for the "American Idol" finale tonight? The smart money appears to be on Bo. You just know that B-Bice is gonna bust out with some crazy shit. I'm thinking an actual plane containing life-sized replicas of the original members of Lynrd Skynrd will crash into the stage, with Bo climbing out of the flaming wreckage to the strains of "Freebird," which will send the crowd into such a frenzy that it will make the post-Newsweek Arab street look like a Presbyterian picnic.

Carrie might have actually had plastic surgery and voice alterations to such an extent that she has actually become indistinguisable from Shania Twain. Federov will storm the stage, commanding a giant laser-wielding robot, weaing only a Ukraine-style fur hat. His robo-killing spree will be stopped only when Carrie stands athwart the path of the robot, Tiannamen Square stizz, and tearfully mouths "I love you, Anthony!" in Russian, which is the only language the killbot can understand, like in "Firefox."

Despite my faith in the free market, howevs, Carrie wins out. Her heroics will carry the day and become your next American Idol.

Seacrest out.

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takeover

Angry Hippie is getting an iPod soon, kids. This, I'm sure, will be the first podcast he subscribes to.

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DHS now accepting applications

Get ready for electronic portals known as backscatters, expected to be tested at a handful of airports this year, that use X-ray imaging technology to allow a screener to scan a body. And yes, the body image is detailed. Let's not be coy here, ladies and gentlemen:


"Well, you'll see basically everything," said Bill Scannell, a privacy advocate and technology consultant. "It shows nipples. It shows the clear outline of genitals. ...


"They'll [airport screeners] be paid to go to a peep show," he said. "They won't even need to bring any change."*

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Monday, May 23, 2005

I dreamed I saw soldiers...they were all dressed in white

COS THEY WERE STORMTROOPERS!!!

The Empire...Fuck yeah!
Is it accurate to call the clones "stormtroopers" yet? I never really liked the term, anyway, as it is evocative of Nazism, and I've never found the Empire to have overtly racist sympathies. Not like the Jedi Council, which is so flagrantly diverse that one wonders whether Annakin was denied a seat for so long simply because he was a human white male. Everything thing else I enjoy has been slandered as racist, so why not Star Wars? Shut up, Jesse Jackson.

Anyway, a few other thoughts. First, Episode III is waaaaaaaay better than Episodes I and Deuce, and I actually like those movies. The opening space battle is effing incredible, and I only counted two instances of ludicrously awful dialogue. If you still haven't seen it, and don't want me to spoil one of the funniest parts, skip to the next paragraph here. Ok, in the opening, when the text that brings us up to speed on the story so far scrolls up? And it starts with "War!" Everyone in the theatre laughed.

The lightsaber parts are totally rad, and there's actually some brutal violence, too. Ewan McGregor is just awesome. He's the best part of all three films. (Although, I left the theater wondering why he gives up to Vader so easily in "A New Hope.") But the guy who plays the Emperor has a ball, and he's really fun to watch, too.

Nobody clapped or anything at the end, which is good, cos that's retarded, but they all got up and left pretty quickly. That seemed weird to me, as this is most likely the last time we'll see a Star Wars movie on the big screen in our lives. What's the hurry? But the loose ends tied up nicely, and it was cool to see a young Moff Tarkin make a cameo. What up Moff. If you look closely, you can also see the Millenium Falcon make a brief fly-by in one scene. What up Lando.

Obvs, people my age will not revere the prequels the way we did (do) the original films. I happen to think the comparison is flawed and the expectations too high, but whatevs. These movies were for this generations' kids, not us, and to finish telling a story that began over 30 years ago. If you're still nerding out about how much they suck, well, I hear Star Trek had a pretty good ending.

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regarding "the stoppage"

I saw this message when I logged into one of the computer systems this morning. It is directed to the folks who work at our call center in Raleigh. I haven't changed a word. Yes, it is a bit "ghetto fabulous:"
THIS IS REGARDING THE STOPPAGE WE ALL HAD TO DEAL WITH THIS WEEK IN THE KITCHEN SINK. WHEN THE PLUMBER CAME OUT (OBVIOUSLY NOT FOR FREE) HE FOUND, AMONG OTHER YUCKY THINGS, 21 STRAWS, CHICKEN BONES AND FRUIT PITS. WE DO NOT HAVE A GARBAGE DISPOSAL!!! PLEASE DISPOSE OF YOUR GARBAGE IN A TRASH RECEPTICLE BEFORE YOU RINSE YOUR DISHES. THE MESS IN THE SINK WAS REALLY GROSS. PLEASE LET'S ALL WORK TOGETHER SO THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT AGAIN!

Seriously! Who puts chicken bones in the sink?!?!?! What the deuce?!?!

Busy morning. More later.

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Sunday, May 22, 2005

sweeping up

Archives and permalinks should be fixed now.

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yuppie tip of the day

And one last price tip I picked up from the Wall Street Journal's wine writers: Restaurant owners will often price the wine they buy cheapest at wholesale as the second cheapest wine on the menu. Why? Because people generally don't order the cheapest wine and thus often turn to the second cheapest. Price that one higher, and you get a bigger marginal profit. Presto -- restauranteur as microeconomist!*

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Friday, May 20, 2005

That's no moon...that's a melon!

A bit preachy, but still very, very well done. And I think the whole thing is a bit loopy. Stretch out with your peelings....

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Thursday, May 19, 2005

american idiot box

We had a bit too much whiskey last night to comment thoughtfully about anything this morning. So, let's talk about American Idol. Vonzell got booted, which is really a shame. The betting markets now have Bo up yuge, which leads me to believe that while the contest was Carrie's to lose, she did just that with her weak-arse Air Supply cover. Bo and Vonzell split the anti-Carrie vote, but with V getting bounced and Bo's ridorkulously awesome performance, Carrie's all but sunk.

Also, if John McCain is Luke, I'd just like to point out that Luke was a total pansy until like the last 20 minutes of "Jedi." Why not liken yourself to Chewbacca, or Admiral Ackbar or Obi Wan? Lame.

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Midwest rioting

“It is important that we remember that Lutheranism is a religion of peace,” said Army spokesman Maj. Richard Lehrman. “And we need to remember to avoid insensitive behavior and remarks that will cause these peaceful Lutherans to go on another bloody killing rampage.”


Too much good stuff to excerpt it all here, so read the whole thing, it's rad. Might not make sense if yer not from the Midwest, doncha know.

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Wednesday, May 18, 2005

*this conversation...* This conversation... *is over.* ...is over.

Sorry, kids. Sometimes mommies and daddies fight. That doesn't mean we don't love you.

But at least something good came of this. Y'all got yer learn on, which I suppose is better than the usual fare of Star Wars nerdaholism and boobies.

In other positive news, Rochester has risen and is blogging again, like a little redheaded Jesus. Praise be. While he's around, let's axe him, "Rochester, why haven't you reciprocated Annie's link?" For shame.

Also....less than 8 hours till Episode III.

Did you all get your Team America DVDs yesterday? I watched mine last night. Funny line I hadn't noticed before, by Alec Baldwin:
"When you see the world us actors have created, you'll say, hey, nice going F.A.G. You really made the world a better place, didn't you, F.A.G.?"

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Once just to start a fire

It's all wrong, but it's alright.
Newsweek did print a retraction, as I noted below. So, the facts remain: Newsweek printed a false story, with dubious motivations, that had the effect of getting people killed.

I'm still not seeing why Bush should apologize for (or "retract" somehow) a war that liberated millions of people, and has helped foster democratic movements in Egypt, Lebanon, the West Bank, and now even Syria. Yes, civilians got killed. It's a war, and America, unlike our enemies, takes extraordinary measures to avoid civiliar casualties. Newsweek showed no such foresight, and apologies, in any case, don't make people any less dead.

In response to your two flowers, I haven't seen any righty blogs conflating this scandal with the war. In fact, the only person I've seen, left or right, doing this is the laughably dated lefty Bill Press on the laughable Huffington Post. Oh, and you.

Second, your post was about much more than information, so don't sell yourself short. The Bush administration has had a more adversarial relationship with the press, and I say good for them. Obviously, the press is wrong on the big stories more than they're right, and why should Bush cooperate with a corps that is clearly out for his head? The 'sphere and other outlets who want the real story seem to have no trouble getting it. It's the mainstream press that has a pathology that seeks to bring down presidents, by any means necessary, apparently. Forgive them for not playing into the press' hands by serving up Rummy on a platter.

Finally, "If 17 people were killed because of the "incendiary acts" don't you think the government should be correcting the behavior of those who committed these acts rather than attacking the messenger?" Well, even the most fanatical interventionist (I hope) would keep America's forces away from policing acts like this in a sovereign nation. But in this case, attacking the messenger is exactly the right thing to do. Newsweek shouted "fire" in a crowded theater. It started a real fire. America now has to put out the flames.

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No, YOU'RE missing the point

Incredibly, Annie defends Newsweek's "awesometastic" reporting here.

Perhaps it was because of her scattershot formatting of quotes and links, but I'm having a hard time following her argument here. I'm hypocritical because I support one thing that killed people (the war), but not another (Newsweek's fictitiousness), is how I think it goes. Well, I think I've been fairly consistent in strenuously opposing polititans, media, and, ahem, "entertainment" that serves to embolden our enemy by giving them "gription" in the public relations war.

Howevs, I have to take issue with her claim that war intelligence came from "false information from one source." I know anti-war folks have issues with the CIA, NSA, the INC, and Ahmed Chalabi, and the intelligence services of nearly 50 nations, but hey, that's more than one souce, no? And didn't the administration, y'know, tell us where they got the info? That's more than Newsweek has done. Or CBS News, for that matter. I'll also take issue with Newsweek's "clarification," which has since become a full-blown retraction. So, while we're getting our facts wrong (I'm sure you'll retract your post very soon), I should point out that I can't make this post too much longer because my wife, Mrs. Nicole Kidman-Beukema, is begging me to take her to see the new Star Wars movie.

Lucky for you folks, I don't take orders from Australians. So. I think a key point here is this:
The original article was blamed for inciting widespread protests and riots in the Muslim world, where desecration of the Koran is viewed as an incendiary act, and where at least 17 people were killed in the ensuing violence. *

Newsweek saw the story only as a way to slam Bush and the war effort, and failed to see the consequences publishing it would have. They've admitted as much.

I haven't the time nor the inclination to refute her oddly-formatted quiz point by point. And if she still thinks the war was illegal, or that it was all about the oil, or whatever the hippie conspiracy du jour is, I don't think there's anything I or anyone else could say to change her mind at this point.

Look, I'm sorry you didn't get your way, and that we couldn't all sit down and have milk and cookies with So-damn Insane. I'm sorry that Al Qaeda got their feelings hurt when we played dress-up with them and let the mean doggies bark at them. I'm sorry that France couldn't cash their Oil-For-Food checks fast enough to publish DeVillepan's next book of poetry in time for Chirac's election. This is war, and bad shit happens. Not Dresden bad, which Annie can't seem to find her way clear to mention, but bad enough. Like people getting killed. What we don't need is people who are allegedly on our side making things worse just so they can get another pat on the back at the next cocktail party on the Upper East Side. The irony is almost too rich when Annie goes on to slam me for "condescending" in the same post. What would make the irony in actuality too rich would be if Annie voted for Bush in 2000. Ooops, I think it just got too rich.

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Tuesday, May 17, 2005

At the Bo concert

It was a tough decision, but I voted for Bo. Carrie, while gorgeous, underperformed. And Vonzell, while even more gorgeous, just doesn't seem to have the same feel for music that Bo does. That does not excuse Simon's racist dismissal of Vonzell, howevs. He virtually led Carrie and Bo by the hand into the finals. Bo and Vonzell were the top performers, but Vonzell is still better than what she did tonight.
Tradesports, the online betting market where you can pretty much bet on anything, had Carrie leading big going into tonight. But as of this post, Bo had made up an astonishing 12 points to close within a few points of Carrie. The free market still has Carrie to win. (Click on "entertainment" then "American Idol" on the Tradesports sidebar to track it.) Buy Bo, sell high, hippies!

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Blogga what? Blogga who?

I was checking the Drudge Report headlines after my lunch meeting this afternoon, and I scoffed aloud at the headline that Michael Isikoff's (Newsweek guy who wrote that story) resignation would not be accepted. My officemate, an affable and well-meaning, but really quite clueless guy, asked me whence the scoff. I explained the story to him (of which he had not heard, incredibly), and said that the blogs were all over Isikoff. "What's a blog?" he asked.

After explaining it to him, I wondered how many people who consider themselves to be well-informed don't read blogs. I wonder how many don't even know what they are. In my opinion, obvs, one simply cannot be considered well-informed these days without regularly reading some big-name blogs.

My question to you: Did you know what a blog is before you started visiting my site? Has this site got you to read any other blogs? Do you think they're important? Do you know the role that blogs played in the recent CBS News and Trent Lott affairs? Please satisfy my curiosity and post your experiences with and feelings about blogs and blogging (not necessarily this particular blog, but whatevs) in the comments. Blog blog blog. Blog-blog blog blog. Blog.

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Newsweek lied, people died

After a drumbeat of criticism from the Bush administration and others, Newsweek magazine yesterday went beyond an apology it issued Sunday and retracted an article published May 1 that stated that American interrogators at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, had tried to rattle Muslim detainees by flushing a Koran down a toilet.


The original article was blamed for inciting widespread protests and riots in the Muslim world, where desecration of the Koran is viewed as an incendiary act, and where at least 17 people were killed in the ensuing violence. *



Yet another mainstream media fuck-up, and this time it cost people their lives. The 'sphere has been completely ablaze with this story.
"There is a lot of anger, both here and abroad," Mr. Gergen added. "The Muslim world is going to continue to believe that this actually happened and that Newsweek is only issuing a retraction because of the reaction."
He said the magazine was smart to issue the retraction, but that it would not quell the outrage. "If anything, it is mushrooming and becoming uglier by the hour," he said.

Roll the ugliness: See here, here, and here ( here, too) for round-ups of the story and the reactions from both hippies and normal people.
This is really getting ridiculous. It seems like every month there's another story about how some media outlet gets its facts wrong. Interestingly, all the stories seem to be stories that would hurt President Bush, if they were true. No wonder, then, that there's a movement underfoot to have more conservatives on staff at media outlets. Predictably, the hippies are shouting "censorship." Blogga please!
Thankfully, Team America: World Police comes out on DVD today, which should go a long way toward improving America's status in the rest of the world. Er, wait...

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Frickin' sweet

[T]he head of Fox Entertainment has announced that Arrested Development will definitely be back in the fall for a third season.

Annie has the link.

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Monday, May 16, 2005

Attack of the Hippie Clones

So, it's not yet 10:00am, and I've already seen three articles which make a Big Deal out of some alleged political commentary in "Revenge of the Sith." From the NYT, by way of explanation of this bourgeoning phenom:
"This is how liberty dies - to thunderous applause," Padmé observes as senators, their fears and dreams of glory deftly manipulated by Palpatine, vote to give him sweeping new powers. "Revenge of the Sith" is about how a republic dismantles its own democratic principles, about how politics becomes militarized, about how a Manichaean ideology undermines the rational exercise of power. Mr. Lucas is clearly jabbing his light saber in the direction of some real-world political leaders. At one point, Darth Vader, already deep in the thrall of the dark side and echoing the words of George W. Bush, hisses at Obi-Wan, "If you're not with me, you're my enemy." Obi-Wan's response is likely to surface as a bumper sticker during the next election campaign: "Only a Sith thinks in absolutes." You may applaud this editorializing, or you may find it overwrought, but give Mr. Lucas his due. For decades he has been blamed (unjustly) for helping to lead American movies away from their early-70's engagement with political matters, and he deserves credit for trying to bring them back.

Got it? Well, I don't get it. I think this is a very confused argument, and betrays that either the author is trying to graft on some modern political context that simply does not exist, or has a deep misunderstanding of the Star Wars plot arc.

It's safe to assume that the alleged commenting here is about Iraq, and the way that G-Dub has handled the whole sitch. After all, the liberal hyperbole about the death of democracy in G-Dub's Amerikkka has always centered around his handling of Iraq, and the "rush to war" which they say nobody supported. Only the most naive of pacifists argued against reciprocity in the other Bush-supervised conflict, Afghanistan. So, the most obvious point to make in response is that these movies were written back when Nixon was in office, and way before Iraq was an issue, obvs.

So let's take this guy's argument on it's face. I think the author of the article is confused as to which character(s) allegedly represent G-Dub and American imperialism. I mean, if Annakin is spitting G-Dub's lines at the height of his (Annakin's) evil-ness, are we to assume that he represents Bush, or at least America's black-and-white imperial hubris? If so, what are we to make of the fact that it was actually Palpatine who engineered the whole conflict? Is Palpatine supposed to be Bush, then, in this argument? It would make more sense, right? After all, he's the head of the "Empire," and conjured up an enemy and a war only to advance his political aims. Isn't that the argument of the anti-war folks? So then why not have Palpatine spit the "with us or against us" shit? I just don't think that the facts in the movie or in real life can support the alleged parallels. Goddamnit! It was Sifo-Dyas who raised the clone army, the means of Imperial repression, not Annakin or even Palpatine!

But there's some other shit going on here that bothers me. If "RotS" is about "how politics becomes militarized," another alleged political jab, well, hasn't the military always been used for political ends? Isn't war, as it was so famously put, a continuation of politics by other means?

Further, what exactly is a "rational use of power"? The Republic is dying. IMO, the legitimate greivances of the Trade Federation had been co-opted by the Sith to further their quest for power. The Senate has proven to be a completely useless bureaucratic clusterfuck (much like the present-day UN, but note that these French hippies don't mention that, presumably cos there's no anti-Bush angle there), and the clone army was drafted by Sifo-Dyas to counter the rising threat from the Sith. If there is a more rational use of power than to save a dying republic, I'd like to hear it.

Ok, now, the quote. Bush expressed similar sentiments, to much elite tut-tutting, after 9/11, yes. There can be no doubt that 9/11 was a hideous terrorist attack on our nation. An attack merits a response, one that demonstrated that the pansy-ness of Clinton-era responses to terrorism against America has passed. By attempting to con-fuse Bush's "with us or against us" remarks with the Iraq conflict, isn't Lucas drawing explicit parallels between the two, and isn't that what Bush is supposedly in trouble for? I mean, if Iraq is where America crossed the line between self-defense and imperialism, why is Lucas confusing the two conflicts, one of which had near-universal support, the other hotly debated? Using language directed at the fight against terrorists to make a point about the confict in Iraq is dishonest.* Take that to heart when you start seeing those bumper stickers.


*Let me anticipate some feedback here by those who will snipe that I, on many occasions, pointed out that Saddam had concrete links to Al Qaeda. If Iraq is supposed to be considered seperately from the War on Terrorism, they will assuredly argue, isn't it inconsistent to believe that Saddam had Al Qaeda links? Well, I don't think so. Saddam did have links to Al Qaeda, but Iraq was not part of the War on Terrorism in the same way that deposing the Taliban was, or the ongoing operations in Indonesia and Pakistan. Iraq was always about letting democracy have a foothold in the Middle East. The ultimate aim of which, of course, it to defeat terrorism by never giving it a chance to grow. But it was never a "smoke 'em out" kind of operation.

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Sunday, May 15, 2005

Chappelle in South Africa

The first thing Chappelle wants is to dispel rumors—that he's got a drug problem, that he's checked into a mental institution in Durban—that have been flying around the U.S. for the past week. He says he is staying with a friend, Salim Domar, and not in a mental institution, as has been widely reported in America. Chappelle says he is in South Africa to find "a quiet place" for a while. "Let me tell you the things I can do here which I can't at home: think, eat, sleep, laugh. I'm an introspective dude. I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes. And I've been doing a lot of thinking here."

Whole article here.

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Fun game, but...

You'll probably lose a lot because of rule number 8. Oh SNAP!

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Kilomètre Zéro

"I am against war of any kind," Saleem said. "But we didn't have the luxury to say, 'For the time being, we will be exterminated'."

It's also fair to say that this film would never have got made if it were up to Sweden, Lichtenstein, and France.

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Saturday, May 14, 2005

Can you handle my truth?!?!?

I'm going to a party tonight for which was asked to provide music. This is a picture of all the CDs I used to compile the three mix CDs I made.


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Scientist?

Does anyone know what the fuck is going on with Dave Chappelle?
But then matters unraveled entirely. Chappelle, who failed to report to work April 29, fled to South Africa and mysteriously cut off contact at least temporarily with some of his family members and closest advisors, according to sources inside Comedy Central and close to Chappelle. The following week, the network announced that the third-season premiere of its No. 2 show...would be postponed indefinitely.

Some think he's checked into a mental institution down there. Weird.

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Thursday, May 12, 2005

Since U Been Gone

My loyal readers should all know by now about how much I love Kelly Clarkson's "Since U Been Gone." The very first American Idol cut this pop song that sounds like a Foo Fighters song or something (when they were good). I'll throw it in the blog radio soon.

Now, KidzBop. KidzBop has for years re-recorded pop music with session musicians and a chorus of little kids singing the song. (And here I shall briefly break in order to apologize for the conspicuous absense of my traditionally honeysuckle-sweet prose. It's been several long days. Vodka was involved.) Click here for some samplez, including cutz from KidzBop 7, Worship Jamz, and Los Kidz Bop. Seriously, I am not making any of this up.

Back now? Good. Now you can click over to Fluxblog, who has links to the KidzBop version of "Since U Been Gone." O.M.G. Seriously? It is really, really neat. Watch the video (please be nice and follow his click/save rule instead of streaming it), and then read his Top 20 list of rad things in the video. Then, this will make sense. Did I mention the tigers and walruses? No? It's got those too. Must see.

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Free trade

NYT:
Thanks to an unorthodox labor program backed by the United States and intended to improve working conditions, much of Cambodia's garment industry has been holding its own since the end of the global quota system that parceled out shares of the apparel and textile business country by country. A majority of Cambodia's factories have retained the loyalty of major retailers around the world by appealing not just to their need for low-cost production but also to their desire to avoid the stigma of exploiting poor laborers in distant sweatshops.

For 30 years the global quotas - which were abolished on Jan. 1 - did not just slow the loss of clothing jobs in advanced industrial nations; they also helped some destitute countries by giving them guaranteed entry into the $400 billion global trade in apparel and textiles. ...

A veteran of Cambodia's young labor movement, Ms. Neb represents a modern alternative. She has worked in the garment industry since the first factories opened in 1998 and now earns $90 a month in a country where $45 is considered a living wage.

She and her sister own their own wooden house on stilts, complete with a small garden. She rides to work on her motorbike and indulges in little luxuries like diamond stud earrings. "It is rare for two women to own their own home in Cambodia," she said, sitting on her front porch after a day at the factory. "But I want more. I want to own my own business and move back to the countryside."

So, free trade leads to competition, higher wages and an increased standard of living for foreign workers, and an entreprenurial spirit. Wow. Who knew? Oh yeah, FREAKING EVERYBODY. Shut up, Chris Martin.

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Wednesday, May 11, 2005

P-Clinty



"'Vote or die?' Ha! I said the same thing to Vince Foster!"

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Know Yr Sources!

"Al Jazeera cooperated with the [Saddam Hussein] regime, which was the target of the international coalition. Even after the regime was gone, they continued to support the jihadists."

Given the continuing anti-U.S. slant to Al Jazeera's coverage, Phares believes the exposure of the kind of backroom dealings in which the network has been engaged ought to mark a "watershed" in understanding behind-the-scenes corruption at the network. The tapes might also prompt reflection on the representations of the "Arab street" seen on Al Jazeera and other media in the region. We now know that the same network that assured us Arab opinion uniformly opposed the U.S. invasion of Iraq also apparently served as a paid shill for Saddam's regime.
Oil-for-Food, which I've slacked on blogging about lately, was the source of the money for the bribery. Roger L. Simon, though, has been keeping up with it.

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More work problems

After destroying one of Endor's lesser moons I treated the men to a round of Corellian wine. Admiral Piett signalled from Executor that the moon was been completely incinerated, reducing the likelihood of damage from the kind of outflying debris we saw when we toasted Alderaan. The safety control officer was tickled pink.

Tomorrow I have elected to take a tour of the facilities on the forest moon below. My office is packing a picnic.


Seriously, shit's hilarious.

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Such great fights

The national premiere of Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith next week may cost employers as much as $627 million in lost productivity as millions of workers skip work and flock to theaters for the May 19 opening...
The firm expects information technology staff to be particularly vulnerable to prequel-itis. The Geek Squad, an IT services company, is even offering excuse notes on its Web site and plans to auction emergency IT services for companies left in the lurch on May 19. *


They even have a downloadable device that automatically blocks off time on your Outlook calendar for a "Corporate Team Building Exercise" or some similarly b.s. jargony nonsense.


When I was laying in bed last night, trying fruitlessly to fall asleep, I had an idea to mash-up The Postal Service's "Such Great Heights" with movie quotes and sound effects from the prequels. E.g.: "They will see us {lightsaber noises}-ing from such great heights / 'You were the chosen one!' they'd say." The single drops on May 20th. Roughly.

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Tuesday, May 10, 2005

I kinda hope it was Logan

Holy crap! What an action-packed episode! Car wrecks! Fire! Dog bites!

Real quick, cos I wanna go to bed... Thumbs up: Keith, V-Mars (obvs), and Logan (talking sass to the cop during the interrogation). Thumbs DOWN: V-Mars' mom (I forget her name), and Aaron Echols. So, he was the guy lurking in the closet, then? And where'd Weevil go?

And, OMG! Who was at her door at the end!!! Vote your hopes and dreams in the comments.

Swear to dog, y'all, this show was consistently better than The OC this season. I only wish our Neilsen diary would've started tonight so I could write that noise in. "V-MARS 4 EVA!!!"

Plus, doesn't Vonzell kinda look like V-Mars? Only, uh, black. Wow. Lots of "V"s today. Coincidence?!?!

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Monday, May 09, 2005

More video games, less recess?

But then again, who needs to live life as a human being, really, when the American economy increasingly favors jobs that require large amounts of problem solving acuity, very little physical exertion, and minimal social contact? When most work is done at a computer in a cubicle, most communication carried out over email rather face-to-face or even by phone, most labor is analytical rather than physical or creative - well, maybe video games are the only education our kids need.

These guys are great. You should be reading them daily.

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Burn, Hollywood, burn

If you haven't checked it out yet, go and check out The Huffington Post, a mega-group blog made up mostly of Hollywood lefties and their hangers-on in the comparatively respectable world of Washington, D.C.

It'll either be the most entertaining blog evs, or the shortest lived. Or possibly both. Something like 250 folks have signed up for this thing, and I'm a bit curious to see if the site can even handle all that dead cultural weight, or whether the internet will melt from all the hot air.

Fer instance, check out John Cusack's brief recounting of his trip to Hunter S. Thompson's memorial service. One is left with the impression that Thompson was some sort of celebrated anti-war activist, a white, mountainist Mumia for the severely drug addled (as opposed to the managably drug addled) instead of an once-great author lately of declining talent and import.

Or read Ellen DeGeneres' bizarre post about something that Congress does to kill wild horses. Or something.

And this is just it's first day!

Other contributors include, but are by no means limited to: David Mamet, Larry David, Michael Isikoff, Harry Shearer, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, and Marshall Herkovitz.

Surprisingly, John Adams' iPod made the blogroll! A small quibble, though, in that they seemed to have misspelled the name of the blog. They wrote it as "Instapundit." I'm sure they'll get it fixed soon.

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Sunday, May 08, 2005

Effing weak

Director STEVEN SPIELBERG wept at a premiere of pal GEORGE LUCAS' final STAR WARS movie EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE SITH.

JURASSIC PARK film-maker, Spielberg was so moved by the eagerly-awaited conclusion of the sci-fi saga, he burst into tears at its screening last week.*


This is the guy who made one of the worst movies of all time, AI. Am I surprised that he cried? No. But dude, save it for a movie that's about something that matters. Like, say, Schindler's List. Pansy.

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What is this shit?

Aiight y'all, I've updated the songs in the BlogRadio, so take an aural gander, and, as always, feel free to discuss the selections in the comments to this or any post.
Howevs, since the radio doesn't do a great job with tracklists, I wanted to break down the songs to give you a better idea of what you're going to hear. And if you haven't tried the thing yet, you really should, it's slick. Again, click on the "pop up" button if you want to launch the player in a new window which you can keep open while you surf to other sites, or work offline.

Alison, by Slowdive. This is the first track from Slowdive's excellent shoegazer album "Souvlaki." It's more structured than many of the subsequent tracks on the album, but still brilliantly demonstrates the sweeping, buzzing, shimmering guitar effects they are capable of. If you've never thought that electric guitars can be beautiful, listen to this song. It may take a few listens, but it's worth it.

Jesusland, by Ben Folds. Ok, obviously Ben Folds is cashing in on a cheap election-era joke, but at least he doesn't make the track overtly political. It's from his new album, which is more "mature," in both the good (songwriting) and bad (songs about his kid) senses. He pontificates tiresomely and unoriginally on the allegedly heart-stopping irony of modern Amerikkka, with "crosses flying high over malls" and walking through suburbia and never seeing another soul. Yeah, ouch, Ben. But what saves the track is his falsetto and piano playing, which hasn't been as sharp since "Army."

Atmosphere, by Velvet Crush. The Velvet Crush are the best alt-pop band from the 90s that you've never heard of. Remember there was that brief, shining moment in about 1994-5 when actual good music was getting played on the radio? Before it gave way to some of the worst music ever recorded (Third Eye Blind, Dishwalla, Everclear, etc. etc.), there was a time when radio played what I liked to hear. I remember walking into computer class one morning in high school, after hearing a VC song on the radio, and saying to my friend Adam Helt that Velvet Crush was going to take over the planet. Never happened, obvs. But it should've.

Feel Flows, by The Beach Boys. Well, not the real Beach Boys. Not the incarnation you're thinking of, who sang "Help Me, Rhonda" and "God Only Knows." No, this was 300-pound-Brian Wilson-era Beach Boys. The Super Furry Animals put this song on their glorified mix tape, and you can sure see why. This is one of the coolest tracks the post-Brian "Boys" put out. But it helps if you don't think of it as a Beach Boys song. It was on the 1971 album "Surf's Up," which also contained...

Surf's Up, by Brian Wilson. This version, though, comes from the finally-released lost pop masterpiece Smile, but Carl Wilson did an admirable job, in retrospect, with the 1971 version. The 2004 version is superior in terms of recording quality, but also because Wilson adds the soaring "a children's song" line (at about the 3:10 mark) to usher in the singularly beautiful coda. AMG said this song was more an "experience" than a song. Astounding.

The Boys Are Back In Town, by the Mountain Goats. Not a band I usually like, but the Mountain Goats won me over on this track. The track comes via Annie, and was recorded for some Dutch radio sesh. It starts out with a fairly laconic and monotonous cover of the familiar song by Thin Lizzy. But at some point Darnielle just busts into a rendition of R. Kelly's "Ignition (remix)." It's entirely unexpected, entirely inappropriate, and entirely hilarious.

Billie Jean, by Neil Finn. Another cover from a European radio session, but this time Neil Finn (of Crowded House, Split Enz, and a distinguish solo career) takes on the Michael Jackson classic. Being that the song is as close to canon as is possible in pop-culture saturated America, it's a bit disarming to hear such an earnest version. But Finn makes us realize what a great song it actually is. It's musically quite complex, and lyrically one of the most paranoid songs you'll ever hear. Damn cool.

Sacrifice, by Sinead O'Connor. One last cover, this the most improbable in its inclusion because of its origin. O'Connor's version of "Sacrifice" makes you realize how badly Elton John fucked up this song, how wholly he missed the point. This version nails the song's attempt at quiet dignity as solidly as John's overblown, shiny, bombastic fanfare completely misses it. It's great when covers pull something out of the original you never caught before, and forces you to re-evaluate the orignial. Like when Travis covered Britney's "Baby One More Time," or Finn's "Billie Jean."

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Janitor? Scientist?

OVERHEARD: 'Being a social scientist - is that like being a social drinker?'

AH? Wally? What do you think? Does it matter that our drinking goes beyond sociability?

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Saturday, May 07, 2005

Hits a little too close to home


Orignial here.

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Why I wish I could've voted for Newt Gingrich

A recent Cato Institute study points out that for the 101 biggest programs that the Contract With America Republicans proposed to eliminate as unnecessary in 1995, spending has now risen 27 percent under a continuously Republican Congress.

I don't agree with a lot of the author's attempts at parallels, but the overall point is hard to refute: the Republican party has become just as mired in interest group money as the Democrats were when they ran things. I still the Democrats have the lead in the "platform for sale" race, but the GOP has sold out it's position as the small-government party. For shame.

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Friday, May 06, 2005

RSVP by 2005

MIT is hosting the world's first, and only, time travelers convention this weekend.
Actually, they contend that theirs is the only time traveler convention the world needs, because people from the future can travel to it anytime they want. "I would hope they would come with the idea of showing us that time travel is possible," said Amal Dorai, 22, the graduate student who thought up the convention, which is to be this Saturday on the M.I.T. campus. "Maybe they could leave something with us. It is possible they might look slightly different, the shape of the head, the body proportions."

That's what this guy is thinking about. How future people may have weird-lookin heads. Not surprisingly, the event is alcohol-free, ensuring that anyone who actually bothers to show up for this nerd party won't bother to come back.
To set the mood, organizers plan to display a DeLorean - the sleek but short-lived 1980's car that was the time-traveling vehicle in the "Back to the Future" movies.

This whole article is fucking hilarious.
And Sam McVeety, 18, a freshman, wondered if wearing a tinfoil hat would be comforting or insulting to future-people.

I'm thinking the lack of booze will be most insulting, actually.
Mr. Dorai has had quirky brainstorms before: proposing the imprisonment of Bill Watterson, the retired cartoonist, to force him to continue his "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip; and donning the costume of M.I.T.'s mascot, the beaver, while climbing the statue of John Harvard, namesake of that other Cambridge college. That incident went awry when some Harvard men swiped a paw.

Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Swiping a paw? Hopefully the future-people can bring us back some better euphamisms.