Video iPod

Ok, great. Now I have to take the entire day off of work so I can go to the Apple store and gently caress the new VIDEO IPOD!!!
They shrunk the bastard some more, too, so you can now get an iPod that plays TV shows and music videos, in full color, for less than iPaid for my 10GB, black and white, music-only iPod.
The iPod now can handle fully 50% of what I use my laptop for. Music, movies, and photos. If it could browse the web, that would take care of another 25%. If it could make spreadsheets... well, yeah, on second thought? No spreadsheets, please. Welcome to the future, hippies.