Federal Booty Inspector

I was walking or driving or whatever somewhere t'other day, and out of the corner of my eye, I could've sworn I saw some dude jogging wearing a t-shirt that said "Shin Bet." And I thought, that's a pretty cool t-shirt. I mean, the design and the colors sucked, and in googlespect, it probably didn't say "Shin Bet." But how cool would that be? Like, one of those athletic shirts that says "Property of Shin Bet" or something. It'd help if you were Jewish, but whatever, right?

If anybody steals this idea and makes a million dollars, you gotta hook a brotha up. For real.