morsel combat

B, did you see that Rochester is challenging you to a diet-off?

Since I know both of you, yet, ironically, you don't know each other, I can referree. So, Angry Hippie, do you accept Rochester's terms? Rochester, do you promise not to sit outside AH's house in a lawn chair, taunting him by drinking Crown Royal and eating cookies? I think to satisfy Annie's curiosity, you'll both have to keep logs of your bowel movements.

Ok, now kiss. I now pronounce you...competitors.