Such great fights
The national premiere of Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith next week may cost employers as much as $627 million in lost productivity as millions of workers skip work and flock to theaters for the May 19 opening...
The firm expects information technology staff to be particularly vulnerable to prequel-itis. The Geek Squad, an IT services company, is even offering excuse notes on its Web site and plans to auction emergency IT services for companies left in the lurch on May 19. *
They even have a downloadable device that automatically blocks off time on your Outlook calendar for a "Corporate Team Building Exercise" or some similarly b.s. jargony nonsense.
When I was laying in bed last night, trying fruitlessly to fall asleep, I had an idea to mash-up The Postal Service's "Such Great Heights" with movie quotes and sound effects from the prequels. E.g.: "They will see us {lightsaber noises}