regarding "the stoppage"

I saw this message when I logged into one of the computer systems this morning. It is directed to the folks who work at our call center in Raleigh. I haven't changed a word. Yes, it is a bit "ghetto fabulous:"

THIS IS REGARDING THE STOPPAGE WE ALL HAD TO DEAL WITH THIS WEEK IN THE KITCHEN SINK. WHEN THE PLUMBER CAME OUT (OBVIOUSLY NOT FOR FREE) HE FOUND, AMONG OTHER YUCKY THINGS, 21 STRAWS, CHICKEN BONES AND FRUIT PITS. WE DO NOT HAVE A GARBAGE DISPOSAL!!! PLEASE DISPOSE OF YOUR GARBAGE IN A TRASH RECEPTICLE BEFORE YOU RINSE YOUR DISHES. THE MESS IN THE SINK WAS REALLY GROSS. PLEASE LET'S ALL WORK TOGETHER SO THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT AGAIN!

Seriously! Who puts chicken bones in the sink?!?!?! What the deuce?!?!

Busy morning. More later.