Midwest rioting

“It is important that we remember that Lutheranism is a religion of peace,” said Army spokesman Maj. Richard Lehrman. “And we need to remember to avoid insensitive behavior and remarks that will cause these peaceful Lutherans to go on another bloody killing rampage.”

Too much good stuff to excerpt it all here, so read the whole thing, it's rad. Might not make sense if yer not from the Midwest, doncha know.