Effing HALLIBURTON, man!!!

I sure am glad that whole "war for oil" thing worked out for us. Unless this is "President" Chimpy McSmirkypants' idea to distract us from the fact that his war for oil was so deviously successful that all the oil he stole...no, wait... Ok, this must be Karl Rove's idea, and he's got it set up so that the oil we exploit from the Iraqi people will flood the market, thereby driving down profits that the Iraqis would've...no, wait...How was that supposed to work again?