The brests they grow on trees

Ok, this will undoubetdly be the stupidest post ever, but have you seen that Burger King commercial where Hootie sings about a chicken sandwich? WTF? Between the Subservient Chicken, "The Office"-esque spots, and this crazy-ass ad, the guys running that campaign have clearly lost their minds. I still don't eat at Burger King, because the food makes me kinda sick, but I've had this fucking song in my head for like three weeks.

I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
The breasts they grow on trees
And the streams of bacon ranch dressing
Run right up to your knees
There's tumbleweeds of bacon
And cheddar paves the streets
You get to veg all day
All the lotto tickets pay
There's a King that wants you
to have it your way
That's the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
The Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

Mmmm....tumbleweeds of bacon....
An inauspicious return for the Sunday Song Lyric, to be sure, being that it's Tuesday and the song is mostly about bacon.