I got no patience for motherfuckers who don't watch tv

This gap-toothed bummer at the coffee shop tried to act all "uuuhhhh duh" when I axed him if he was pumped for The OC tonight. He was like, "Oh, I've never heard of it. I don't really watch tv." Ok, first of all? Fuck that. Quit being such a blowhard loser and just watch The OC. Second of all? I know you're an "artist" or whatever, but the only person who has ever said that to me that I've actually believed was my elementary school art teacher. I don't remember her name at the moment, but one time she jacked me in class when I wanted to write a paper about how Michaelangelo (the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle) was like Michaelangelo the renaissance painter. But even her 50 year old self knew what a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle was, so I don't believe this twentysomething bean-jockey joker when he tells me that he doesn't know what The OC is. Ferreals.

I feel better.

Ok, OC bonus time: Apparently, some band from near my tiny-ass hometown will be featured on The OC tonight. What are they called again? The Sandy Bummers? Oh....Sunday Runners. Never heard of 'em. Sounds like a Jimmy Buffett cover band or something. Whatevs. LGC in the hizzee!