Do you like bacon? Do you like whores?

Mind you, I'm not entirely sure the two actually have anything to do with each other. Howevs, since this is the future...

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J-Tim loves BaconWhores.

So does Mena Suvari, Stiffer, the guy who isn't Stiffler but I always think is Stiffer, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (but not Jennifer Aniston....hmmm....).