Don't skim this post...

Because if you do, you'll never understand what the awesomest new kung-fu movie on the block*, House of Flying Daggers, has to do with Lionel Richie.

Ok, well, I guess there's only one thing the two have in common. I mean, technically I suppose there a bunch of things they could have in common. Like, I have no idea if L-Rich is of Chinese ancestry or not, or if he's ever worked with the fucking key grip or best boy from the movie for one of his videos or whatever. So, I'll just focus on the coolest thing they have in common. And by "coolest," I mean, "creepiest."

Both Lionel Richie and (the main dude in) House Of Flying Daggers stalk blind chicks. Ferreals. You probably ain't seen the movie yet, but trust me, the guy stalks the blind** girl. And do you remember the video for "Hello?" Of course you don't, unless you're some sort of freak addicted to VH1 Classics. Ahem. So, check here for a rad recap, and link to the full video.



* Until Kung-Fu Hustle!!!!! Which will be the coolest kung-fu movie ever ever ever ever. Shmeariously, dig the trailer.

*Yes, I know. Stop ruining it.