To the tune of something by Death Cab

So, if Lindsay is Kirsten's sister, is Jimmy going to try and bang her, too? Will he go for the trifecta? And does this mean that Lindsay is Seth's aunt?

And did you catch the previews? Damn! Lesbian Marissa?!?! With Seth's Alex? Sheeeeit.

Btdubz, I don't know if it is the writers' intention to just make Marissa a very dramatical character, but she's coming off as dangerously unstable, and making me not want to root for her+Ryan at all. Ryan needs a normal girl, he doesn't need all of yo rich-girl drama, Marissa. Save it fo yo mama. The mama who's banging the father of the mama (aka HotMom) your dad banged back in the day, before he was married to yo mama (and to whom he is currently backsliding).

Endless possibilities! Endless drama! Faster than Gilmore Girls! This holiday season, I'm thankful for the O-sizzle!