Colin Powell's stalled rap career

The soon-to-be former Secretary of State Colin L. Powell has begun expressing himself through the powerful language of urban poetry, or "rap."

Powell toasted honoree Warren Beatty by parodying the actor's role as a rapping politician in the movie Bulworth: "I'm Colin Luther Powell/Public service is my thing/Don't do it for the fame/Don't do it for the bling."

It was unreported what Powell actually does do it for, but we're guessing it's one or more of the following: bitches, hoes, money, "cream," "cheese," "cream cheese," or weed.
Possible rap names for Colin Powell:

• Mr. White Chocolate Colin Schmoove
• King Sticky Mack of the Underground
• Dr. Vanilla Bastard CP

Other suggestions will be entertained in the comments.