Pancho and...Bucky?

This is almost too weird to make fun of.
Almost.

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. - Bucky Buckaroo the wallaroo and Pancho the goat may soon be back in the custody of their rapper owner Vanilla Ice.

Ok, what? Wallaroo? A goat? Vanilla Ice? "Rapper?!?!?"

Bucky and Pancho escaped more than a week ago and spent several days frolicking in the streets and wooded areas of St. Lucie County in southeast Florida. They made a run for it after Pancho nudged open an unlocked door with his head and the two broke out of a relative's backyard.

And all the federales say they coulda had them any day. They only let them slip away out of kindness, I suppose.