New comments...other shit

Allright, hippies. I've installed a new commenting system on the blog, and things are going to look a bit dodgy till I work out some of the loose shit that inevtiably flows, like the morning after a Metamucil, when you fuck with your blog template.

In the meantime, and much to my dismay, old comments have been deleted. They didn't tell me about this before I joined. I apologize to all involved. It seems like it's part of Haloscan's scheme to get you to buy their otherwise free software. Weak shit, I know.

However! It affords me the opportunity to float an idea. In the few months I've been fucking with this blog shit, I've run across a ton of other blogs that are doing some real cool shit. I'm talking streaming audio; video content;, a better look and feel to the blog; and a shorter, easier-to-remember blog address (ending in .com). "Restaurant quality lemonade!" I can hear you saying. Yes, indeed. The downside is that I gotta plop down some dosh to hook it up.

You can see where this is going. I told myself that I'd never be one of those jags who ask for money to run their blog, and to an extent, I still hope not to be. The deal: you give me some money, nothing major, just whatever you planned to donate to the Salvation Army or PBS or some other worthless cause. I will not accept anything over $20, and this is the one time I will not accept payment in beer or liquor. In return, you get to visit a bad-asser blog that promises mo better shit. I'll still be a Republican, but if you hated me so much, you'd've stopped reading by now. And I'll never axe you for scratch again. Word is bond.

Anyway, if you're happy with the way things are, that's cool with me. But if you do want to help out, either e-mail me or catch me on AIM sometime.

Thanks for reading all this. Here's a picture of some butts:

You're welcome.