A list of 3

Three things to be thankful for, in advance of Thanksgiving:


1. Thumbs. If mankind (or mynkind, for all you feminists) didn't have opposable thumbs, how would we hang out shower curtains? Think about it.

2. Mr. T. Who wants you to treat your mother right.

3.

Ohio!

Addendum: What's with McCain getting all up in their business? Get your hands off of my woman, motherfucker.