Fry John Edwards, then

On my drive to work this morning, during the 8:00a news break, the news lady for WPTF announced to me that John Kerry would be campaigning in my home state of Wisconsin today. He will be attending a "brat fry," she said. As I'm sure you've noticed by now, that's not really all that interesting. So while I thank you for continuing to read despite your crushing boredom, consider that she pronounced the word "brat" as if the senator would be frying up petulant children instead of "heaven on a bun."
It was unclear as to whether the candidate himself actually mispronounced the word, or as to what his position would be on vending said sausages at...oh, say....LAMBERT FIELD.