I was seriously just about to buy a Red Sox hat, too.

"You've got to be a Democrat to love the Red Sox, because they're the workingman's team," Paul Begala, the Democratic consultant and CNN talking head, has told reporters. "They're in there every year. You know, the Yankees are like General Motors . . . like Halliburton, and the Red Sox are like the rest of America."

Not to get too lame about this, but, what's he saying here? That Republicans create jobs for working class folks, and the Democrats lose every year? Might want to think that metaphor through a bit more next time, Forehead.

Meanwhile, and once again, Wisconsin shows the rest of the world how it's done.