Something for everyone

Admit it, at least once in your life you've been called, or have suspected yourself of being, an asshole. No shame in it, like I said, happens to everyone. The twist is that now it can be official:

The International Association of Assholes is a membership organization to permit all Assholes everywhere to proudly proclaim their status as Assholes, and the degree by which they are recognized as such by other Assholes. It also provides a convenient method by which all member Assholes may inform other Assholes in the world that they have been formally recognized for what they are...and a means by which we can make a quick buck by simply being ourselves.
Each newly inducted Asshole receives an email from us announcing the great honour that has been bestowed and the Asshole (w/email or snail address thereof) who has sponsored this blessed event. Upon receipt of each Registered Asshole's snail address we send a really cool certificate on heavy stock printed with Old English type and bearing the Registered Asshole's name (and title c org, if given) - suitable forframing. A walletcard is sent for the next level of membership.

You can also be inducted as an official Bitch, Son Of A Bitch, Motherfucker, or Piece of Shit. Yeah, they're all pretty much the same deal. No, I will not be giving out my address. Jerks.