I wouldn't mind....

...if this boat sank. Fuckin' 'tards.

stuff that's funny at this ungodly hour

Sarah Palin's MURDEROUS WEB OF DEATH!!!

Plus, some high-test hooey.

That stuff you get because I accidentally woke up at 8:30 for an 11:30 class. That's your punishment. For not... uh, reminding me. To sleep in. HOWEVS, since there is coffee, I give you this...


You are welcome.

Plus, this is an awes quote from 30 Rock...

Jack: I'm going to a party tonight honoring Robert Novak. It's being thrown by John McCain and Jack Bauer.

Liz: Um, I don't think he's real.

Jack: I assure you, Lemon. John McCain is very real.

Topical humor, people. It's what I do.

The crowd shouts a collective "OH SNAP!!!!"

I wish there was a font large enough on here to to give as big a "YA BURNT!" to Barry as VPILF gave him last night.

The burden I bear

And nobody understands.

i, also, am a natural in the dark

plus, they dance the same

He may not tell a lie, but he may "speak inartfully."

so, which are you voting for?

To earn the Democratic nomination, as Fred Thompson points out, Obama ran as George McGovern without the experience, a left-of-center politician who would meet unconditionally with Iran, pull us precipitously out of Iraq, prohibit new drilling for oil, and grow big government in Washington by all but a trillion dollars. In his general election TV ad debut, however, Obama pirouetted like Baryshnikov. With a commercial Mike Huckabee could have run in a Republican primary, Obama now emphasizes his commitment to strong families and heartland values, "Accountability and self-reliance. Love of country. Working hard without making excuses." In this yet unwritten chapter of his next autobiography, Obama tells us he is the candidate of "welfare to work" who supports our troops and "cut taxes for working families." The shift in his political personae has been startling. Obama has moved right so far and so fast, he could end up McCain's Vice-Presidential pick.

General-election Obama now billboards his doubts about affirmative action. He has embraced the Bush Doctrine of pre-emption saying, "I will do everything in my power to prevent Iran from obtaining a nuclear weapon...everything." He tells his party "Democrats are not for a bigger government." Oil drilling is a consideration. His FISA vote and abandonment of public campaign finance introduce us to an Obama of recent invention. And as he abandons his old identity for the new, breeding disenchantment among his formerly passionate left-of-center supporters and, equally, doubts among the center he courts, he risks becoming nothing at all, a candidate who is everything and nothing in the same moment.

-HuffPo